when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
Just one, actually.
How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?
Either no one’s got this joke yet or people refuse to give me notes.
If you didn’t hurt yourself, I’m proud of you.
If you kept in your food, I’m proud of you.
If you ate your food, I’m proud of you.
If you put down the bottle/drugs, I’m proud of you.
If you didn’t kill yourself, I’m proud of you.
If you did do something bad, I’M STILL SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU because EVERYONE deserves to be acknowledged for trying their best.
This is why he is my favorite blogger
